Man Bites Dog - EP

by Charlie Foxtrot

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1.
Evolution's dead Long live the dumbest of us all Drown their python days with cigarettes And flag pins on the wall I swore off justice for the gavel Now I'm feeling pretty tall Overall Seventeen with clip-on hair And daddy's Cadillac Fill the SS Queen with Dramamine A logo on the back I turned my MFA to scrap For my suburban almanac In cul de sacs You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting Holograms of farewell tours From heroes' better days When dime bags cost a dime And all the roads had fewer lanes I'm not an agent of the new world But a cynic all the same What's in a name? You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting I've got my scarlet pen and don't it feel so right? Between my fingers and the page It's been etching patterns in my mirror that say "Just who the fuck are you anyway?" You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting
2.
What's the use believing What we 'ready know is true? I'm stubborn as a monkey And I'm clever as a mule Oh I steal what I've been given And I always leave the take So any step I take surrounding me Is always a mistake He says “don't do nothing you'll regret” And she says “don't do nothing" And they argue for millennia Believing they did something I demand pure sacrifice No worn imperfect bride So any soil where I plant my flag Is always the wrong side Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous A bird inside a cage A bird in a cage Must've always been a metaphor Always a cliche Oh we're solving all our problems Til we're left alone and bored Now there's only hollow animals And never a reward Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Seven letters for an 80-digit girl Show her a picture when she wants to see the world Build a roof above the floor And then get mad when all your seedlings fail to sprout Save your top speed for your worst knees Stop the clock and watch your pennies all fall out Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous
3.
Rotary Eyes 02:57
Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year First in the line, forgotten And lauded like a pioneer You're in no condition Gentle disposition Hate to sound so insincere Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Record to beat, who cares If nothing comes from looking back Dancing cause you wanna Better marijuana Hard to make the feelings last Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Tell me when Did the hippies kick the weed and start the alcohol? Forgive us all Buying pills From an honors kid with a face tattoo in his parents' room Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side Generalize to no one And leave the crowd unsatisfied Silent for a minute Everyone's a critic And everybody's verified Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side
4.
Trinity 02:23
Trinity you're killing me I don't know what's got into me I'm unfulfilled and unhappy Without you keeping score My teeth are bent from drugs and sex My nose is broke, my eyes are wet I swear each fucking chance I get I beg for something more And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling me Trinity what's sending me To hell for all eternity? A centerpiece, an earned release For living in the lines? Your warm estate behind the gates With my screams in your fireplace Cause you're the love and I'm the hate And death would be too kind And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone I'm safe, insured And fucking bored I'm making halos in the ceiling So well behaved I scrimped and saved To find the whole time I was dreaming Been counting time in "yours" and "mine" And seeing peace as an illusion You wrap your name in flags and flames So please forgive me for confusion And all our little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about We're hungry, help us understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone
5.
I don't wanna be there when you wake up I don't wanna be there when you know I just wanna get out, get out Before you get your head out, head out Oh no I know when to stay and when to go I don't wanna mend your broken axis I don't wanna hold onto the past Looking good on paper, paper Another penny saver, saver Good god How long do you think that this can last? Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple I don't wanna name your indiscretions I don't wanna stand above the herd Giving you excuses, 'scuses For why you never knew this, knew this Oh please Giving you the peace you don't deserve I was on a roll But I've got no control If it pleases your highness Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple You think you hit a triple
6.
Am I so unoriginal? Maybe I'll write a script Call it "the comeback kid" And get a license plate made after it Am I so unintentional? Maybe I'll buy a boat Carve my initials in the bark And jump in the undertow Oh no I've been trying to leave It's not happening Well I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville I've got everything figured out So I'm pretty miserable all the time Oh I've been trying to leave It's not happening Well I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville The best thing that I've got going for me Is no one expects anything

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I recorded the demos for this EP in late 2019/early 2020

I revisited the project and re-recorded it in late 2022/early 2023

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released April 3, 2020

Album art artist: Magda Drobczyk
Album art photo: Pawel Czerwinski

Special thanks to James Owens, Josh Garcia and Robin Klebau

All songs written, recorded, mixed and mastered by Charlie Foxtrot

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