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Man Bites Dog

by Charlie Foxtrot

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1.
Trinity 02:23
Trinity you're killing me I don't know what's got into me I'm unfulfilled and unhappy Without you keeping score My teeth are bent from drugs and sex My nose is broke, my eyes are wet I swear each fucking chance I get I beg for something more And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling me Trinity what's sending me To hell for all eternity? A centerpiece, an earned release For living in the lines? Your warm estate behind the gates With my screams in your fireplace Cause you're the love and I'm the hate And death would be too kind And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone I'm safe, insured And fucking bored I'm making halos in the ceiling So well behaved I scrimped and saved To find the whole time I was dreaming Been counting time in "yours" and "mine" And seeing peace as an illusion You wrap your name in flags and flames So please forgive me for confusion And all our little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about We're hungry, help us understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone
2.
What's the use believing What we 'ready know is true? I'm stubborn as a monkey And I'm clever as a mule Oh I steal what I've been given And I always leave the take So any step I take surrounding me Is always a mistake He says “don't do nothing you'll regret” And she says “don't do nothing" And they argue for millennia Believing they did something I demand pure sacrifice No worn imperfect bride So any soil where I plant my flag Is always the wrong side Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous A bird inside a cage A bird in a cage Must've always been a metaphor Always a cliche Oh we're solving all our problems Til we're left alone and bored Now there's only hollow animals And never a reward Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Seven letters for an 80-digit girl Show her a picture when she wants to see the world Build a roof above the floor And then get mad when all your seedlings fail to sprout Save your top speed for your worst knees Stop the clock and watch your pennies all fall out Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous
3.
Oh I love you in the morning And I love you after dark Oh you're my favorite little engine Yeah, you're daddy's little spark And if I hadn't got a dollar Or a penny to my name I'd sell my face just for a taste of you And piss you down the drain It's all the same "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time Hollywood for astronauts And statues out of reach They say this life's a frozen wasteland But eternity's a beach I'm getting thinner on the inside Getting rounder in the mouth I've heard there's only one creator And he's kinda freaking out He's freaking out He's freaking out "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time
4.
I'm pretty boring Hotel gutters had me wrong And every morning I flood my car and hum along And every day could Be full of promise but it's not It's just fucking not Vacant lobbies Somewhere south of getting out Desperate hobbies Ten stops shy of making sound I can't remember What ate me yesterday at all I just can't recall God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this I'm just a city Populated by the birds Short and shitty Chewing loudly on my words Dressed in misprints Stained forever in my skin Where do I begin? God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this I hope you aren't hoping for anything from anything here Dreams give way to brain decay and leave us with shy souvenirs God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this
5.
If you don't know by now, you won't ever learn And I'm tired of eulogizing to the dead There's no need to lie, you've got no concern Chasing yesterday's high and catching up with your head If there's no rapture yet, it's not gonna come And I'd turn a blind eye if they did the same I held my tongue til it went numb And the whole world ended and nothing changed We feel so far away now But the light's still coming through Oh what I wouldn't do To be free of you We look so far away now But the light's still coming through Oh what I wouldn't do What I wouldn't do To be free of you
6.
Evolution's dead Long live the dumbest of us all Drown their python days with cigarettes And flag pins on the wall I swore off justice for the gavel Now I'm feeling pretty tall Overall Seventeen with clip-on hair And daddy's Cadillac Fill the SS Queen with Dramamine A logo on the back I turned my MFA to scrap For my suburban almanac In cul de sacs You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting Holograms of farewell tours From heroes' better days When dime bags cost a dime And all the roads had fewer lanes I'm not an agent of the new world But a cynic all the same What's in a name? You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting I've got my scarlet pen and don't it feel so right? Between my fingers and the page It's been etching patterns in my mirror that say "Just who the fuck are you anyway?" You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting
7.
Sterile 02:43
I'm drinking from the garden Runoff dripping from my teeth Fertilizer in the market Anesthetized and clean Sleeping soundly in my Craftsman With a rifle in my safe The walls are lined with aspirin Drywall, cauterized and beige Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone So fuck me up and take me home Where's my comfort in the ether? Where's my place atop the cake? I'm a promising believer I'm a monogrammed escape I'm caught above the clay With all the streetlights singing "I don't believe you" Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone So fuck me up and take me home That honeycomb man had blood in his eyes Sweet cigarette arms I personalized Those holidays hours, they keep me alive With last night's malaise still dripping my spine Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone Gonna gonna have to leave me So fuck me up and take me home Am I sterile? Am I sterile?
8.
Rotary Eyes 02:57
Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year First in the line, forgotten And lauded like a pioneer You're in no condition Gentle disposition Hate to sound so insincere Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Record to beat, who cares If nothing comes from looking back Dancing cause you wanna Better marijuana Hard to make the feelings last Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Tell me when Did the hippies kick the weed and start the alcohol? Forgive us all Buying pills From an honors kid with a face tattoo in his parents' room Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side Generalize to no one And leave the crowd unsatisfied Silent for a minute Everyone's a critic And everybody's verified Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side
9.
I don't wanna say "so long" til it's over Is it really time for growing up and sober? Come on Do you really want to live forever? Do you really think there's something better? My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader again I don't wanna be the foam in your scrapbook Some haunted wish baked into your yearbook page I'm out You couldn't think of something sadder? You know those rings won't make a ladder My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader We're so sorry that we hurt you Boredom ain't a fucking virtue Can't seem to get enough, get enough Can't seem to get enough, get enough Can't seem to get enough, get enough I can't seem to get enough My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader again
10.
January gonna take my skin Drain the deep end, throw me in Tributary on the Western side Ten floors high and eight lanes wide Cemetery on the bathroom floor Broken bottles on the river shore February try to take my eyes We're too old to leave, we're too dumb to die
11.
I don't wanna be there when you wake up I don't wanna be there when you know I just wanna get out, get out Before you get your head out, head out Oh no I know when to stay and when to go I don't wanna mend your broken axis I don't wanna hold onto the past Looking good on paper, paper Another penny saver, saver Good god How long do you think that this can last? Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple I don't wanna name your indiscretions I don't wanna stand above the herd Giving you excuses, 'scuses For why you never knew this, knew this Oh please Giving you the peace you don't deserve I was on a roll But I've got no control If it pleases your highness Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple You think you hit a triple
12.
Am I so unoriginal? Maybe I'll write a script Call it "the comeback kid" And get a license plate made after it Am I so unintentional? Maybe I'll buy a boat Carve my initials in the bark And jump in the undertow Oh no I've been trying to leave It's not happening Well I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville I've got everything figured out So I'm pretty miserable all the time Oh I've been trying to leave It's not happening Well I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville The best thing that I've got going for me Is no one expects anything
13.
Trinity you're killing me I don't know what's got into me I'm unfulfilled and unhappy Without you keeping score My teeth are bent from drugs and sex My nose is broke, my eyes are wet I swear each fucking chance I get I beg for something more And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling me Trinity what's sending me To hell for all eternity? A centerpiece, an earned release For living in the lines? Your warm estate behind the gate With my screams in your fireplace Cause you're the love and I'm the hate And death would be too kind And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone I'm safe, insured And fucking bored I'm making halos in the ceiling So well behaved I scrimped and saved To find the whole time I was dreaming Been counting time in "yours" and "mine" And seeing peace as an illusion You wrap your name in flags and flames So please forgive me for confusion And all our little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about We're hungry, help us understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone
14.
Trinity you're killing me I don't know what's got into me I'm unfulfilled and unhappy Without you keeping score My teeth are bent from drugs and sex My nose is broke, my eyes are wet I swear each fucking chance I get I beg for something more And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling me Trinity what's sending me To hell for all eternity? A centerpiece, an earned release For living in the lines? Your warm estate behind the gate With my screams in your fireplace Cause you're the love and I'm the hate And death would be too kind And all my little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about Hungry, help me understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone I'm safe, insured and fucking bored I'm making halos in the ceiling So well behaved, I scrimped and saved To find the whole time I was dreaming Been counting time in "yours" and "mine" And seeing peace as an illusion You wrap your name in flags and flames So please forgive me for confusion And all our little broken hands Have got a lot they want to talk about We're hungry, help us understand Why you hide behind a bank account Your steady hands aren't fooling anyone
15.
What's the use believing What we 'ready know is true? I'm stubborn as a monkey And I'm clever as a mule Oh I steal what I've been given And I always leave the take So any step I take surrounding me Is always a mistake He says “don't do nothing you'll regret” And she says “don't do nothing" And they argue for millennia Believing they did something I demand pure sacrifice No worn imperfect bride So any soil where I plant my flag Is always the wrong side Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous A bird inside a cage A bird in a cage Must've always been a metaphor Always a cliche Oh we're solving all our problems Til we're left alone and bored Now there's only hollow animals And never a reward Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Seven letters for an 80-digit girl Show her a picture when she wants to see the world Build a roof above the floor And then get mad when all your seedlings fail to sprout Save your top speed for your worst knees Stop the clock and watch your pennies all fall out Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous Oh, what's wrong with us? Fake dangerous
16.
Oh I love you in the morning And I love you after dark Oh you're my favorite little engine Yeah, you're daddy's little spark And if I hadn't got a dollar Or a penny to my name I'd sell my face just for a taste of you And piss you down the drain It's all the same "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time Hollywood for astronauts And statues out of reach They say this life's a frozen wasteland But eternity's a beach I'm getting thinner on the inside Getting rounder in the mouth I've heard there's only one creator And he's kinda freaking out "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time "I don't have a problem" Said the man with two right eyes Just let me take you to the weekend My reflection by surprise Group introspection I'm directionless yet not so hard to find So lose your place, we've got one life to waste And haven't got much time
17.
I'm pretty boring Hotel gutters had me wrong And every morning I flood my car and hum along And every day could Be full of promise but it's not It's just fucking not Vacant lobbies Somewhere south of getting out Desperate hobbies Ten stops shy of making sound I can't remember What ate me yesterday at all I just can't recall God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this I'm just a city Populated by the birds Short and shitty Chewing loudly on my words Dressed in misprints Stained forever in my skin Where do I begin? God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this I hope you aren't hoping for anything from anything here Dreams give way to brain decay and leave us with shy souvenirs God bless, another bad idea Top of the list Why be my own worst enemy With friends like this
18.
If you don't know by now, you aren't gonna learn And I'm tired of eulogizing to the dead There's no need to lie, you've got no concern Chasing yesterday's high and catching up with your head If there's no rapture yet, it's not gonna come And I'd turn a blind eye if they did the same I held my tongue til it went numb And the whole world ended and nothing changed We feel so far away now But the light's still coming through Oh what I wouldn't do To be free of you We look so far away now But the light's still coming through Oh what I wouldn't do To be free of you
19.
Evolution's dead Long live the dumbest of us all Drown their python days with cigarettes And flag pins on the wall I swore off justice for the gavel Now I'm feeling pretty tall Overall Seventeen with clip-on-hair And daddy's Cadillac Fill the SS Queen with Dramamine A logo on the back I turned my MFA to scrap For my suburban almanac In cul de sacs You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting Holograms of farewell tours From heroes' better days When dime bags cost a dime And all the roads had fewer lanes I'm not an agent of the new world But a cynic all the same What's in a name? You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting I've got my scarlet pen and don't it feel so right? Between my fingers and the page It's been etching patterns in my mirror that say "Just who the fuck are you anyway?" You and I and him and her Might be the only ones who See the evening meet the earth And know where the spotlight goes to Colored eyes in the white Don't have a chance for lasting Hollowed out to be polite And sent from central casting
20.
I'm drinking from the garden Runoff dripping from my teeth Fertilizer from the market Anesthetized and clean Sleeping soundly in my Craftsman With a rifle in my safe The walls are lined with aspirin Drywall, cauterized and beige Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone Fuck me up and take me home Where's my comfort in the ether? Where's my place atop the cake? I'm a promising believer I'm a monogrammed escape I'm caught above the clay All the searchlights singing "I don't believe you" Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone So fuck me up and take me home That honeycomb man had blood in his eyes Sweet cigarette arms I personalized Those holidays hours, they keep me alive With last night's malaise still dripping my spine Fuck me up and take me home Fuck me up and take me home I'm alive when I'm alone Fuck me up and take me home Am I sterile? Am I sterile?
21.
Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year First in the line, forgotten And lauded like a pioneer You're in no condition Gentle disposition Hate to sound so insincere Radio skies You knew this wasn't gonna be your year Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Record to beat, who cares If nothing comes from looking back Dancing cause you wanna Better marijuana Hard to make the feelings last Monorail feet I can't stop treading on the beaten path Tell me when Did the hippies kick the weed and start the alcohol? Forgive us all Buying pills From an honors kid with a face tattoo in his parents' room Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side Generalize to no one And leave the crowd unsatisfied Silent for a minute Everyone's a critic And everybody's verified Rotary eyes It's dark and tragic on the other side
22.
I don't wanna say "so long" til it's over Is it really time for growing up and sober? Come on Do you really want to live forever? Do you really think there's something better? My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader again I don't wanna be the foam in your scrapbook Some haunted wish baked into your yearbook page I'm out You couldn't think of something sadder? You know those rings won't make a ladder My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader We're so sorry that we hurt you Boredom ain't a fucking virtue Can't seem to get it up, get it up I can't seem to get it up, get it up Can't seem to get enough, get enough I can't seem to get enough My hands are black, my feet are tied, my nose is running thin My zodiac's unsatisfied with salt and Ritalin When certainty is certainly a sin You follow the leader again
23.
January gonna take my skin Drain the deep end, throw me in Tributary on the Western side Ten floors high and eight lanes wide Cemetary on the bathroom floor Broken bottles on the river shore February try to take my eyes We're too old to leave, we're too dumb to die
24.
I don't wanna be there when you wake up I don't wanna be there when you know I just wanna get out, get out 'Fore you get your head out, head out Oh no I know when to stay and when to go I don't wanna mend your broken axis I don't wanna hold onto the past Looking good on paper, paper Another penny saver, saver Good god How long do you think that this can last? Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple I don't wanna name your indiscretions I don't wanna stand above the herd Giving you excuses, 'scuses For why you never knew this, knew this Oh please Giving you the peace you don't deserve I was on a roll But I've got no control If it pleases your highness Spitting off of silver towers Showering us with frozen nickels There's nothing worse than skipping first Born on third, you think you hit a triple
25.
Am I so unoriginal? Maybe I'll write a script Call it "the comeback kid" And get a license plate named after it Am I so unintentional? Maybe I'll buy a boat Carve my initials in the bark And jump in the undertow I've been trying to leave It's not happening I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville I've got everything figured out So I'm pretty miserable all the time I've been trying to leave It's not happening I did all my introspection on a five year bender When I had time to kill Now I've got all the self reflection of a blind defender In somewhere, Louisville The best thing that I've got going for me Is no one expects anything

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I recorded the demos for this album in late 2019/early 2020

I revisited the album and re-recorded it in late 2022/early 2023

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released April 3, 2020

Album art artist: Magda Drobczyk
Album art photo: Pawel Czerwinski

Special thanks to James Owens, Josh Garcia and Robin Klebau

All songs written, recorded, mixed and mastered by Charlie Foxtrot

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